Judging by James Bond’s track record, Tinder may be the more suitable dating resource on the market, but if the spy was to finally consider settling down he may want to look towards a luxury matchmaking agency which aims to establish long-term relationships.
So far 007 has gotten intimate with:
Derval, Wai Lin, “Arab Beauty”, Countess Lisl von Schaft, Miss Taro, Natalya Simonova, Dr. Molly Warmflash, Severine, Stacey Sutton, Teresa di Vicenzo, Kara Milovey, Andrea Anders, Pam Bouvier, Lupe Lamora, Professor Inga Bergstrom, Kimberly Jones, Melina Havelock, Aki, Miranda Frost, Elektra King and Manuela.Pussy Galore, Honey Ryder, Solitaire, Vesper Lynd, May Day, Kissy Suzuki, Holly Goodhead, Maclynn & Zora, Jill Masterson, Octopussy, Dr. Christmas Jones, Caroline, Sylvia Trench, Mary Goodnight, Rosie Carver, Patricia Pearing, Pola Ivanova, Helga Brandt, Ruby Bartlett, Corinne Dufour, “Girl on Yacht”, Fiona Volpe, Nancy, Giacinta ‘Jinx’ Johnson, Miss Caruso, Strawberry Fields, Magda, “Log Cabin Girl”, Tiffany Case, Anya Amasova, Tatiana Romanova, Paris Carver, Domino Derval, Wai Lin, “Arab Beauty”, Countess Lisl von Schaft, Miss Taro, Natalya Simonova, Dr. Molly Warmflash, Severine, Stacey Sutton, Teresa di Vicenzo, Kara Milovey, Andrea Anders, Pam Bouvier, Lupe Lamora, Professor Inga Bergstrom, Kimberly Jones, Melina Havelock, Aki, Miranda Frost, Elektra King and Manuela.
That’s 53 different women (including his latest fling in Spectre), three quarters of which have tried to kill him…
For his own safety it may be wise to eliminate the threat that seduction has repeatedly posed. After all, the main missions revolve around taking down villains not bra straps.
So what could a luxury matchmaking agency do for someone like Mr. Bond? Bond is a middle-aged man who has experienced what most won’t in a lifetime. He has got impeccable taste and lives a luxurious lifestyle, so he will want someone who can match him. A handsome gentleman like Bond will always attract women, but after a while even the most popular of men will feel the lonely effects of not having a life partner. Someone like Bond has been busy travelling around the world in his quest to become the world’s greatest spy and time constraints has made it difficult for him to find someone special.
That’s where Maclynn comes in. We specialise in finding life partners for the world’s most exceptional people via our luxury matchmaking service. We would be able to introduce the spy to appropriately aged women who, like him, enjoy the finer things in life. With a bit of coaching to get Bond to the stage of being truly ready to commit to a life partner (we believe it is possible!), he would meet someone gorgeous inside and out, with shared values and aspirations.
We aim to connect career driven professionals who have not had the time to search for a partner because they have been busy focusing on their professional life.
We also offer a vital characteristic for an international spy – being global. With representatives located across the world, we (literally) go the extra mile to find our client that special someone.
This means that gentlemen like Bond can meet people wherever he may be situated. Whether he has just completed a mission in sun-soaked Dubai or the French Alps, we will do our best to cater for our amazing client.
